I checked my email this morning. And I was pleased to find that my social life is looking up, I’m going to be super-rich soon and also going to be employed by top-notch companies. Finally, I’m gonna get my due. Hallelujah! There IS a GOD.
6 women are interested in meeting me and having dinner with me. Neha, Anisha, Pooja, Mini, Suman, Anjali are all shy and traditional girls (their own description), who want to marry a Hindu boy from a joint family but haven’t found him yet. They had all given up hope till they came across this site which I’m supposed to click and find the love of my life, who they are sure will be a Hindu boy from a joint family.
I’m sure all of us shy and traditional girls wil have a great time over dinner discussing Hindu boys from joint Hindu families. What fun! Can hardly wait to meet them.
And all you people who haven’t been very friendly with me, renew your ties. I’m going to be one rich gal soon. If everything goes as per Mr. William Smith’s and Mr Cooper Hort’s plans, I’m gonna get around $2,500,000.00.
Am I lucky or what?
And that’s not all, there’s sweet Mr. Prince Barry Santos who’s from a royal family in…….Somalia and wants my help in retrieving $15.7million Us dollars and 98 kg of AU dust gold which his dead father’s ghost had told him about.
Hope I’m able to help the poor fellow. Else he will turn like the poor prince Hamlet, who’s always troubled by daddy dearest’s apparitions.
And then there is further good news. British Petroleum, IBM, and Microsoft are in a crazy rush to hire me. Ah, but I’m smart. I will negotiate and renegotiate wilth all of them, untill they pay me really well. After all, I have such rare skills. Trust only these big corporations to have gauged my true worth.
And did I tell you that Interpol wants to give me money. Don’t believe me? Check this
Wow, I feel so blessed.
Interpol
Nothing like checking your mail to perk your mood up. (Oh, btw, there are many kind people who offer solutions to perk other things up, but being a shy and traditional girl from a Hindu family, I cannot write about that here)
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