from a recruitment agency, for the position of a “Softwear” Engineer. 
My mind trembles even thinking of the possible job description. I can attempt one though:
Job Title : Softwear Engineer
Reporting to: Lead-Softwear
Experience: Exposure to wearing different types of soft clothes for at least 30 years. Wearing soft undergarments is a requisite for this role. Candidates not meeting this criteria need not apply
Job Description:
- Act as a guinea pig for testing of new innovations in soft wear.
- Strut around office wearing clothes made of different soft materials, such as velvet, satin, soft cotton, and linen.
- Ensure that co-workers adhere to wearing soft clothes all the time
Okay, I know this was stretching a joke too far, but couldn’t resist it!
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